James Blunt er stadig chefen på Twitter

Mange kender James Blunt for hans bløde (og til tider blævrende) toner, men han har også en humoristisk skarp kant, han gang på gang folder ud på især Twitter. Sidste år slog det for alvor igennem, og han er bestemt ikke blevet kedeligere.

Når perfide hatere kaster modbydeligheder mod ham, parerer han med fantastisk elegance.

Her er nogle af hans seneste hits.

And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head...

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 6, 2014

Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 11, 2014

Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 8, 2014

So wrong, it’s rebellious... RT @Stuey_James: Is it intrinsically wrong to really enjoy James Blunt's music?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 3, 2014

The Scots have taste. RT @heatherhjordisX: Why is james blunt not touring in scotland??????

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 30, 2014

My bad. Tea-bagging gone wrong. @AmirM96: why have I got James Blunt stuck in my head this morning

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 9, 2014

Because I won't pay the child support? RT @Buizel0418: My mom hates James Blunt. xD

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 10, 2014

You sound hopeful. RT @TorrieVogt: @JamesBlunt word on the street is you're gay

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 3, 2014

Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 30, 2014

That moment you realise you've made a spelling mistake while calling me ignorant. RT @Paulmurtha: @JamesBlunt Your an ignorant CUNT!

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 25, 2014

Mainly coz it’s by Daniel Powter. RT @lenacoleman: Pretty sure playing James Blunt's "Bad Day" on loop is not an option.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 19, 2014