Vi vil have tallerkener: Twitter håner mad serveret på pigtråd, brosten og filttøfler

Nogle gange er det bare bedre at blive inde i boksen, også selv om reklamefolk og coaches opfordrer til det modsatte. Det er der i hvert fald en hel del madelskere, der mener.

Lige nu brokker de sig på Twitter over restauranter, der vælger at servere deres mad på planker, i hatte eller på skovle – i stedet for bare at bruge gode gammeldags tallerkener.

We Want Plates hedder twitterkontoen, hvor folk, der deler en aversion mod lige lovlig kreative anretninger, uploader billeder af deres mest traumatiske restaurantoplevelser.

Og man forstår dem, for det er ikke småting, folk bliver udsat for rundt om i verden. Det kan man forvisse sig om ved et hurtigt blik på den underholdende konto, der med egne ord er et korstog mod mad serveret på træstumper og teglsten, drinks i syltetøjsglas og pommes frites i krus.

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Vi bringer et udvalg af nogle af de mest latterlige ideer, som verdens køkkenchefer har fået.

Værs’god at mætte øjnene:

."@Aerohaveno: From 2013 - croquettes served in a sneaker at a resort in Las Vegas: (cc @WeWantPlates) pic.twitter.com/7sdy8sI1Pq”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 7, 2015

FOUL SERVICE. "@RichardNOwen: @WeWantPlates really not an April fool. Chips on a ping pong bat. Priceless. pic.twitter.com/uVjpi4yftT”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 11, 2015

."@Balticbaker: @WeWantPlates how about this for a shit breakfast pic.twitter.com/uEp6jSfPvf”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 13, 2015

Meanwhile, in Australia... #WeWantPlates (via @Ascentiafse_SP) pic.twitter.com/NBP0Q3UMdz

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 16, 2015

."@tintinomalley: Malva pudding, ice cream & custard. Lovingly served on a stainless steel shovel. Dig in! pic.twitter.com/Snz5Y8Qy9u”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 28, 2015

."@johnchappell41: Trying to eat 'Beef short-rib and garlic mash 'Martini'' at Marriott hotel Niagara Falls pic.twitter.com/rVkTmQ0fQm”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 27, 2015

."@izzyfraser: No no no this is not how we're supposed to live @WeWantPlates #wewantglasses pic.twitter.com/mI69T4CzRo”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 26, 2015

The waiting staff must draw straws. "@ruthreed01: @WeWantPlates a Copenhagen special pic.twitter.com/l3EmYPfMMs”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 24, 2015

With fake newspaper as, erm... tradition dictates. "@suffolkfoodie: Carnage of a dessert sharing platter on a slate pic.twitter.com/uYTY6aIbdo”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 21, 2015

Ordered a side salad with dinner at the pub last night...Was given a pot plant, some scissors and an empty bowl. Wow. pic.twitter.com/H3bkQG2TiI

— BASTILLE (@bastilledan) April 19, 2015

This has been verified. It's real. "@ILoveGrimsby: I want this to be a bullshit one as much as you do. But it isn't. pic.twitter.com/3uoMqSfaRF”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 17, 2015

."@GMHutchins: @WeWantPlates Black pudding served on a crumpled beer can. #MaverickLa pic.twitter.com/X8HGK3izmD”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 10, 2015

Dishwasher safe? "@scaryduck: @WeWantPlates Loughborough for the caveman platter. Much meat. Dead Tree. Bone things. pic.twitter.com/985oqy0DIA”

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 3, 2015

Bread in a flat cap, Yorkshire @WeWantPlates pic.twitter.com/8IoTgXUr56

— Marina O'Loughlin (@MarinaOLoughlin) March 10, 2015

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