”Der var for meget salt i havvandet”

’Maden på vores græske hotel var for græsk, så vi blev nødt til at spise på en fast food restaurant ved siden af.’ ’Vores seng var for behagelig, så vi sov over os og fik derfor for lidt tid på stranden.’ ’Vi ville sidde på restaurantens udendørsafdeling, men der var ingen aircondition.’

Dette er first world problems af værste (eller bedste) skuffe – engelske turisters klager over de hoteller, de har boet på. Dem har en ny twitterprofil samlet de allersjoveste af, og vi bringer dig her et lille udpluk:

"We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers because they were all Spanish"

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 9. juni 2015

"Nobody told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 9. juni 2015

"I got bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitos."

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 9. juni 2015

"The bed was too comfy and I overslept more than once when I would've preferred to be up early making the most the sun."

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 6. juli 2015

"Nowhere served Full English Breakfast. Won't be returning to Thailand again; will stick to Benidorm from now on."

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 9. juni 2015

"The sea water was salty."

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 9. juni 2015

"There was no kangaroos hopping around Sydney city. I was most disappointed."

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 10. juni 2015

"We wanted to sit in the outside section of the restaurant but there wasn't any air conditioning out there."

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 2. juli 2015

"Food in the Greek hotel was too Greek. We had to eat in the nearby fast food."

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 7. juli 2015

"The Tomato Ketchup wasn't Heinz."

— Holiday Complaints (@HolidayComplain) 27. juni 2015

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